Appetizers: Poetry 180. OK: Not a single author, but a collection of immediately consumable yet surprisingly satisfying and layered poems. Trust me: It'll go on your list of must-serves for next year... And then I could let all the poets stay or go, whatever their whim. Genius, no?

Cocktails: T.C. Boyle. Verbally limber and controversial enough to tweak everyone into letting their hair down. And I can't wait to see him when he's gone through a few glasses of Pinot too!


The big bird: Faulkner. Yes. A stroke of genius. Rich, succulent, crispy about the edges. Would he not just knock everything sidewise, in the true family spirit of the holidays?

Sides: Reynolds Price as the stuffing. That's by far my favorite part of the meal. His honeyed voice, elegant Southern charm, and generous brilliance as a raconteur cannot be matched. I miss him, and would welcome him back home with gratitude. Let's pair him with the reclusive Harper Lee as the sweet potato. For the piquant cranberry, let's summon up the saucy Tina Fey. One more brilliant wit won't harm the holiday vibe.


The fine wine: Salman Rushdie and Margaret Atwood. Layered and fresh, with long finishes both.

Now that looks like a party.
And OK, so it's twelve. But what's Thanksgiving for if not over-abundance?
Who did you pick? Go check out the faithful bloggers at The Broke and the Bookish for more exceptional holiday ideas...
MFB,
L
FYI: I tried to pick British and American authors this time, for the Thanksgiving theme...